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Chimp Attack First Responders Describe Horrific Scene
STAMFORD, Conn. — Her hands looked like they were wrecked by a machine. Her hair was yanked out and her eyes were severely damaged. In fact, her face and scalp injuries were so extensive that all the blood obscured whatever parts were left.

Dracula's Castle Is for Sale for $78M
BUCHAREST, Romania -- The Habsburg family said Wednesday that it wanted to sell a Transylvanian castle famous for its connections to the 15th century medieval ruler who inspired "Dracula" for 60 million euros, or $78 million, to the local authorities, an attorney said.

ConAgra revives Redenbacher for popcorn ads
Orville Redenbacher, the popcorn icon who died more than a decade ago, will digitally rise from the dead during Monday's Golden Globe Awards.

Wannabe Amputees
What Drives People to Want to Be Amputees?

Katrina breast-flasher dismembered, cooked
Woman who gained notoriety after hurricane apparently killed by boyfriend.
FOLLOWUP

Lightning exits from woman's bum
A Croatian woman was left with a severely burned anus after a lightning strike which entered through her mouth left her body through her bottom.

Nurse glues boyfriend's eyes shut
A nurse from Sunderland in the United Kingdom superglued her (now former) boyfriend's eyes shut when he would not stop paying attention to swimsuit clad women while the two were on holiday in Malta.

Armed robber, 7, in Lego heist
Police in Florida are looking for a little girl, aged about seven, who tried to steal Lego at knife-point. What?

Paranormal Researchers Investigate Possibly Haunted Bar
MADISON, Wis. -- A paranormal investigation of an east side bar found some unexplained happenings Tuesday.

Convicted Nevada slayer says ghost made him kill
CARSON CITY, Nev. (AP) - A Nevada Supreme Court panel has voted 2-1 to reject an appeal from an inmate who claimed his murder conviction should be tossed because a ghost made him kill.

Mulhall sister admits she hit victim with hammer
One of two Dublin sisters accused of murdering an African man who’s headless and dismembered body was found in the Royal Canal, told gardaí how she hit him with a hammer after her sister cut his throat with a Stanley blade, a jury at the Central Criminal Court has heard.

Man Shot By Trick Or Treaters
JACKSONVILLE, FL -- It was a violent Halloween trick in the Empire Point neighborhood. Three men wearing masks rang the bell at the house and said "trick or treat." When 67-year-old Ronald Langley answered the door, they shot him in the face.

Walking Ghost Caught On Tape?
Valentown is a Historical Museum located in Victor, New York, containing local historical artifacts of Victor and Rochester, New York.

Zach Bowen Chops Up, Cooks Girlfriend, Kills Himself
This week, police in New Orleans uncovered a crime so shocking, so gruesome, so...bizarre, it's hard to believe it really happened. It's hard to believe it's not just some ghost story dreamed up to frighten the out-of-town patrons of the city's ghost tours.

Teen Arrested for Raping His Mother
Albertville, Ala. -- Police say a Marshall County teen raped his mother to get revenge on his brother.

Japan's rich buy organs from executed Chinese prisoners
Hundreds of well-off Japanese and other nationals are turning to China's burgeoning human organ transplant industry, paying tens of thousands of pounds for livers and kidneys, which in some cases have been harvested from executed prisoners and sold to hospitals.

Scientists to create 'frankenbunny' in big research leap
Scientists are planning to create a "frankenrabbit" by fusing together human cells with a rabbit egg.

Catholic Church Set To Close Limbo Forever
The Pope may be about to abolish the notion of limbo, the halfway house between heaven and hell, inhabited by unbaptised infants.
Is it really that simple?

The spirit of Halloween at Christmas
The Christmas display in front of Joel Krupnik's Manhattan brownstone has all the subtlety of a blood-splattered Santa. Which, in fact, is what it is.

Mother begged daughters to kill boyfriend, court hears
The younger of two Dublin sisters accused of murdering and chopping up their mother’s boyfriend told gardaí that their mother told them “please just kill him for me", and gave them a knife and hammer.

Thailand's creepy couple to marry
A Thai woman who set a world record by spending 32 days in a cage with 3,400 scorpions is to marry a man who holds a similarly creepy record for centipedes.

New Energy Drink Called 'Cocaine'
This stuff is 350% stronger than Red Bull.

Bears Eat Monkey in Front of Zoo Visitors
Bears killed and ate a monkey in a Dutch zoo in front of horrified visitors, witnesses and the zoo said Monday. In the incident Sunday at the Beekse Bergen Safari Park, several Sloth bears chased the Barbary macaque into an electric fence, where it was stunned

Clowns Sabotage Nuke Missile
On Tuesday morning, a retired Catholic priest and two veterans put on clown suits, busted into a nuclear missile launch facility, and began beating the silo cover with hammers, in an attempt to take the Minuteman III missile off-line. Seriously.

Filipino 'dwarf' judge loses case
A Philippines judge who said he consulted imaginary mystic dwarves has failed to convince the Supreme Court to allow him to keep his job.

Police: Hit Man Strangled by Intended Victim
PORTLAND, Ore. — When Susan Kuhnhausen returned home from work one day earlier this month, she encountered an intruder wielding a claw hammer. After a struggle, the 51-year-old nurse fended off her attacker by strangling him with her bare hands.

Most Ancient Child Unearthed
Scientists have unearthed the oldest child ever discovered—the fossil remains of what appears to be a girl dating back 3.3 million years.

Man has sex with hedgehog
A DESPERATE boyfriend ripped his willy to bits when he tried to cure premature ejaculation by having sex with a HEDGEHOG.

Man Killed By No-Smoking Sign 
A man from King's Lynn, England was killed when a large no-smoking sign fell from its mountings on the ceiling of a local restaurant.

Snakes found in Arizona Cinema
Two rattlesnakes have been found at a US movie theatre showing of film Snakes on a Plane.

One Suspect Allegedly Confessed
A week after the death of their 20-year old daughter, Clifford and Marge Tennessen faced another blow, when three men tried to dig up her grave at a Cassville cemetery, police said.

Followup- Grant County case could inspire necrophilia law

Followup #2- Sexual Assault Charges Against Alleged Grave Robbers Dropped


Michigan Pair Blows Robbery Attempt
While the August 6 stickup of the Underground Clothing store didn't net much beyond $60, garments, and video games, the crime was remarkable nonetheless

Man leaves $10,000 dollar tip for a $26 tab at an Appleby's
I dunno, this just seems creepy to me.

Sudan Man Marries Goat
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

Tortured Screams Ring Out As Iraqis Take Over Abu Ghraib
The notorious Abu Ghraib prison in Baghdad is at the centre of fresh abuse allegations just a week after it was handed over to Iraqi authorities, with claims that inmates are being tortured by their new captors.

Worried CIA Officers Buy Legal Insurance
CIA counterterrorism officers have signed up in growing numbers for a government-reimbursed, private insurance plan that would pay their civil judgments and legal expenses if they are sued or charged with criminal wrongdoing, according to current and former intelligence officials and others with knowledge of the program.

Evangelist drowns trying to walk on water
Pastor reportedly told congregation he could repeat miracle of Jesus

Bizarre Vampire Sea Spiders Found  
Weird spider-like creatures that live at the bottom of the ocean and use a 'straw' to suck on their prey are baffling scientists.